Friday, July 18, 2008

I have to admit, I find this all a little confusing.

So this month, I decided to use OPKs. I think I discussed this a little a few posts down, but I don't remember. Anyways, I decided to try it. Obviously, what I'm doing isn't working, so let's add something else to the mix. Now, bear in mind, that I am an intelligent girl. I graduated from college with a decent GPA, and I am no dummy. But, I find the whole concept of OPK's a little mind-boggling. First off, I decide to order them online to save some money. They show up a few days later with nothing. No instructions, no nothing. Just the tests. Uh...ok. I don't even know which end to pee on! Come on people, give me something! So, I go to their website, and sure enough, there's a page for 'instructions'. Super. I read them carefully. I read them again. I go to take my first test on Monday. I look at the stick for answers. I think to myself, "Now, wtf does that mean?" I hop back online to look. It's now Friday and I have yet to master the OPK test stick. I think I should have just spent the extra money and bought the one that gives you a smiley face or a frown face. That I might be able to figure out. I think I should invest in a company like that. We'll develop OPKs that instead of having a boring line, will say 'DO IT' or 'GET BUSY'. Likewise, we will develop pregnancy tests that instead of lines will say 'KTFU' or 'CONGRATS' or, on the negative side 'NO AGAIN', or 'HAHA... NO'.
So anyways, I have consulted their site daily to try to make sense of it, and I just don't get it. I forgot to take my test yesterday, but my temps didn't look promising, so no biggie. I'm going to keep doing them, because maybe I'll figure it out eventually.

No comments: